I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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