He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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