It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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