I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I wanna passion pit in your ass
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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