wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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