I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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