Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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