Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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