Just fell off a train. Bad.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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