is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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