I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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