Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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