she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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