Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
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Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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