You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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