somebody snuck up and got me drunk
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
birth control should be required to get into college
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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