Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am in a vortex of obligation.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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