Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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