A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dude i'm inner monologue high
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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