Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Welp...herpes.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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