And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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