Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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