I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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