Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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