***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Randomize