you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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