There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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