Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
how drunk are you?
Several
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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