Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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