I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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