We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Randomize
