I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
how can u be prego again
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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