Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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