Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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