Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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