oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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