every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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