do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Randomize