i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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