I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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