Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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