We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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