She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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