I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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