grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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