Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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