I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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