I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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