Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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