I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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