I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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