I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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