Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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