I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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